I Gotz Ice Cream Cones!

And if you fiends wanna lick, it's gonna cost you 20 bones!

They 10's, they 10's, but I keepz dem clean though.

What's better than being an ice cream man and driving an ice cream truck you ask?

Well, I will tell you.

Taking yo mamma's old Chevy van, sprayin' it pink and luring children into your creepy creepy creepy world.

Just remember......

Before jumping in da game, let's get one thing understood.
If you gonna sell dat ice cream, make sure it's fucking good.

Finally the NFL Season is Here.

In honor of another history making season of the National Football League, that's Fútbol Americano for all you latin cats, I give you this:

Now this looks like an hombre I'd like to have at my tailgate. You have to admire his honesty. Hell, skunk weed, beer, and cigs is the shopping list my wife hands to me every Saturday. You do have to question his judgement about adding holy water though, but to be fair, the man is homeless, his judgment is obviously questionable.

Fuck you Brett Favre!