Memphis is a wonderful city. The beauty and intrigue that each citizen bringz is unbelievably unique. The purpose of this blog is to give outsiders a chance to enjoy everything Memphis has to offer. Enjoy strangers... and don't be jealous!

Monday, January 31, 2011

Don't Stop Believing

I blame shit like this on the show GLEE. That's right. That show you and your wife secretly love so much, is responsible for a new generation of really shitty taggers. And they're striking predominantly white neighborhoods.

Better rally the neighborhood watch.

Wednesday, December 15, 2010


I found this beauty while I was out shopping for Christ's b-day blast-o-la.

Nothing says 'cash money' like poorly aligned letters on a 97 Honda Accord

I don't even know what that means? "Pooh" like Winnie the Pooh? Or does she truly mean a lady's poopie? And why place it there on the car? Why the dollar sign? Lord I have so many questions. I see many sleepless nights ahead....

Lady Poo ya'll
I'm out.

Tuesday, November 23, 2010

And I Thought I was Numero Uno?

I don't know anything about el sabor. But I am intrigued....

I found this sign in the goddamn middle of nowhere. I guess that's why this sausage brand (I have never heard of) can afford the location.

Don't advertise for your cheap meat in the creepy fields outside the industrial district.

Mexican Fail.

Tuesday, October 26, 2010

Rule Number Six

In Memphis, sometimes you have to spell out the obvious.

Um... yea... I saw something weird.
There's some cat outside in a pink van snatching up kids.

Sunday, October 24, 2010

I Gotz Ice Cream Cones!

And if you fiends wanna lick, it's gonna cost you 20 bones!

They 10's, they 10's, but I keepz dem clean though.

What's better than being an ice cream man and driving an ice cream truck you ask?
Well, I will tell you.

Taking yo mamma's old Chevy van, sprayin' it pink and luring children into your creepy creepy creepy world.

Just remember......
Before jumping in da game, let's get one thing understood.
If you gonna sell dat ice cream, make sure it's fucking good.

Saturday, October 16, 2010

Hey Gamecocks? Fuck you.

Steve Spurrier's fighting visors bit da big one tonight.
Holy Shit! I should have kicked a goddamn field goal!

So in honor of my alma mater, I give you this gem.
Captured on da dirty streets of Memfrica.

Hey South Carolina? Kentucky says, "Fuck you."

Monday, September 13, 2010

2 in the Pink, 1 in the Stink

Canadians be lovin dem some pink rides!
And by Canadian, I mean black people.

Found this beauty a Target yesterday when I was out shopping for stank weed, beer and cigs. Now that will score you da white women!